it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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