I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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