Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Someone shit on the floor
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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