I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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