He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
tell me about the fingering
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