I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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