well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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