google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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