I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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