hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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