Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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