there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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