..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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