the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
