I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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