obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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