The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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