I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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