that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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