You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
I'm fucking your sister right now.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.