so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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