honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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