i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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