we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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