i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
This is my gift to your gina
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
