Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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