he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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