Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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