I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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