What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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