So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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