fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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