I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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