It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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