Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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