So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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