Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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