I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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