idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
