she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
they need to just BURY HIM!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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