No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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