it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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You pole danced in your parka.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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