Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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