I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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