So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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