when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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