Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
