I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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