Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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