Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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