I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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