I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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