you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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