i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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