my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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