she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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