Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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