It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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