My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
third nipple confirmed
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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